Only a Poor Sucker Pays $2 for a Beer

To all those poor suckers who go to Dodger Stadium and pay $2 for a 10-ounce beer, I offer the following suggestion: Go to the store, buy some beer, return home, turn on the radio and drink the beer. This way I don’t pay $2 for a 10-ounce beer and the O’Malleys don’t get to spend my hard-earned money.

ROBERT WEBER

Los Angeles