Pint-Sized Punch Lines

* How can you tell the difference between a girl moose and a boy moose? The boy has a moose-tache. (Tala Johartchi, 14, Los Angeles, St. Monica’s)

* What did the computer eat when it was hungry? Chips, one byte at a time. (Melissa Klein, 11, Los Angeles, Temple Emanuel)

* Why shouldn’t you listen to a person in bed? Because they lie. (Caroline Sasso, 6, Rancho Palos Verdes, Rolling Hills Country Day School)

* What do you call a pig who knows karate? Pork chop. (Curtis Havens, 6, La Verne, Roynon School)

* Who’s green and loves rock ‘n’ roll? Elvis Parsley. (Sergio Carvajal, 8, North Hollywood, Laurel Hall Day School)

* Why does Santa weed his garden? So he can hoe, hoe, hoe. (John Bristol, 5, Los Angeles, Holy Spirit School)

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