Laugh Lines

* What could be worse than a World Series between Cleveland and Florida? Extra innings in the seventh game. “TV viewers were praying the network would interrupt the game with ‘Heidi.’ ” (Jerry Perisho)

* “Actually, we don’t know if they played seven games, or just the same long one.” (Cutler Daily Scoop)

* “Marv Albert got a suspended sentence for biting a woman in a Virginia hotel room,” says Argus Hamilton. “The terms of probation are strict. For the next 12 months, his whereabouts will be monitored by an electronic toupee.”

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