Oddest employee complaints about co-workers

What’s your biggest beef about co-workers? CareerBuilder.com, which is partially owned by Tribune Co., recently asked 2,667 hiring managers and human resources workers to cite some of the oddest complaints they received from employees.

Some examples:

--Employee is too suntanned.

--Employee has big hair.

--Employee eats all the good cookies.

--Employee is so polite, it’s infuriating.

--Employee suspected co-worker is a pimp.

--Employee is trying to poison me.

--Employee’s body is magnetic and keeps deactivating my magnetic access card.

--Employee is personally responsible for a federally mandated tax increase.

--Employee was annoyed the company didn’t provide a place for naps during break time.

--Employee wears only slippers or socks at work.

--Employee’s aura is wrong.

--Employee smells like road ramps.

--Employee breathes too loudly.

--Employee wants to check a co-worker for ticks.

--Employee wore pajamas to work.

--Employee has bells on her shoes, and it’s not the holidays.

--Co-worker reminded the employee too much of Bambi.

--Employee spends too much time caring for stray cats around the building.

--A male employee keeps using the ladies’ room because the men’s room is not as tidy.

-- McClatchy/Tribune news