Watching the War on Television

Wow! I never realized war was so great! From the movies I saw, I thought people actually died in wars. But apparently only property gets destroyed. Even Iraqis don’t seem to be getting killed.

And it gets big ratings on TV!

I think this is an excellent way to force everyone in the world to agree with us. We should use it more often.

You know, those anti-nuclear New Zealanders have been awfully intractable lately . . .

PHIL EMMONS

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